It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.
when i see a cute boy
I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded
sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz
accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends
accidentally saying something mean to anyone
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]