When I know I have tests to study for that’s when I decide to do the most random things; i.e. download thousands of old songs, blow dry my hair, paint my nails, make a doctor’s appointment, get some food even though I’m not even hungry, read a few lines off my textbook and go back to doing ANYTHING ELSE BUT STUDY
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
better idea: when its asleep, tie a piece of string around it. now you have a pet bee on a string to protect you
Best idea: leave the fucking bees alone.
*When I see my crush*
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries