"Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him."
- An ancient proverb (via motheryeezy)

(via hippist)


Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via stfubabygirl)


thirty eight days

today i heard your voice for the first time
in thirty eight days
and every part of me wanted to be angry

but when you picked up the phone
you sounded so tired
like someone who hadn’t slept
in those nine hundred hours
and my only instinct was to respond
like someone who still loved you
even if it didn’t feel natural

(via themoonphase)


don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via thelazykorean)